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This recipe is so easy and so delicious that this post counts as a Public Service Announcement. Make this soon. Yes, you have the time; it takes less than 5 minutes to assemble. Give it an hour (or more) in the refrigerator to chill and set up. This recipe makes 6-8 servings.
Here are the ingredients:
1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
a splash of liquer, or other flavoring (see note)
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 12.3 oz. packages firm silken tofu, drained. This is the type of tofu that's in the sealed cardboard box that can be stored at room temperature. Do NOT substitute with the tofu that's packed in water and refrigerated.
3 oz. good bittersweet chocolate, chopped and melted in the microwave, or you can use chocolate chips.
Throw everything in the blender, and blend until smooth. Pour into a container and refrigerate at least 1 hour, although you can do this well in advance if you like . That's it!
I served mine as parfaits with berries, so I added a splash of Cointreau: